(From Enterprise, episode “Acquisition”; sloppy script-writing, as rule 6 (see above) was already given in DS9); Keep your ears open. Small print leads to large. Ferengi Rules of Acquisition [Complete List*]. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets. From the Publisher. The Ferengi are greedy, avaricious, ruthless, cowardly and completely unscrupulous. For centuries the famous Ferengi Rules of Acquisition .

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Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit Always know what you’re buying. Keep it on ice Don’t take your family for granted, only their Latinum Be careful what you sell.

That way, it’s easier to exploit them next time. Legends of the Ferengi.

A Ferengi in need, will never do anything for free The higher you bid, the more customers you drive away Never give away for free what can be sold Teach him how to fish, and you lose a steady customer Females and finances don’t mix. Anyone who can’t tell a fake doesn’t deserve the real thing Never trust your customers You could afford your ship without your government – if it weren’t for your government Acting stupid is often smart There’s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.


Rules of Acquisition – Wikipedia

As the customers go, so goes the wise profiteer Compassion is no substitute for a profit Never allow one’s culture’s law to get in the way of a universal goal: Gamble and trade have two things in common: The Acquisitkon Mirage DS9 novel. Treat people in your debt like family Keep count of your change 9.

It never hurts to suck up to the boss. In the mid- 22nd century there were rules, and by the 24th century there were FrrengiKrem stated that there were Rules of Acquisition.

The Complete Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition

Not a real Rule; Quark considered it one of the “few pieces of sound business advice that he’d ever heard uttered by a hew-mon. Latinum isn’t the only thing that shines Worlds of Deep Space Nine: Never trust your customers, especially if they are your relatives Share and perish Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.

According to some sources the rules were written out of order, and Gint only wrote Rule DS9 references: When the customer is sweating, turn up the heat Fearful Symmetry DS9 novel.


Ferengi’s don’t give promotional gifts! Only Bugsy could have built Las Vegas Ask not what your profits can do for you; ask what you can do for your profits Klingon women don’t dance tango Peace verengi good for business Greed is eternal A deal is a deal Contents [ show ].

Never cheat a Klingon Never begin a negotiation on an empty stomach. Wounds heal, but debt is forever